The White Goblin

I'm now fully convinced there is a white goblin living in our apartment. I thought it was a ghost for awhile, but now I KNOW. Weird noises happen all the time in apartments, but I hear really weird noises only when Todd is gone. And they are always coming from the bathroom, bedroom, or the water-heater closet. My theory is the white goblin lives in the water-heater closet and only comes out to walk around our apartment when Todd is not home, and he doesn't care if I'm still home because I'm weak. I thought my frequent trips to the bathroom every night where annoying, but now they are scary and annoying. I actually run back to bed saying "Todd, Todd, Todd, Todd..." with my eyes wide open. This is because I saw it once while I was sitting on the toilet one night with an exceptionally long pee (sorry if that is too much info.). I had my eyes closed and was half asleep when I felt someone...or something...was watching me. I quickly turned my head to the door (I left it open...) to see if I could catch it, and I sort of did. I saw a white flash by the edge of the door and the word "goblin" came to my mind. The next morning I told Todd about my experience, and he doesn't believe me. But, he does sympathize with me so he doesn't get mad when I freak out while returning from the bathroom.

Side note: This is probably the dumbest post I have ever written, and I want everyone to be aware that I understand that there really is probably no white goblin and I'm just crazy afraid of the dark. Either way, I thought it was interesting and thought you would like to know about it so that when you come to visit you won't be taken by surprise when you meet it. And yes, reading this post was a HUGE waste of your time. :)